That awkward moment when you sneeze too hard and pee a little.
I may have turned into one hell of a cat person in the past year, but dogs will always hold the biggest part of my heart.
I sure hope my dog will be alright.
Why is Justin Bieber all over my dash? He’s always looked 12, and he still looks 12. And he looks like a girl.
No. Just no. Stop.
There’s a reason you don’t have a girlfriend…
It’s 71 degrees in the middle of March.
I’m wearing shorts. And my legs are extremely pale (although I’m always pale).
I guess you could say, since it’s St. Patrick’s day, that I’m embracing the Irish in me.