Stay Classy

So I work from home for my on-campus job during the summer. I get projects via email.

I got an email the other day at around 11am (I didn’t read the email until after 3). At about 3pm, I get a phone call from my boss asking if I got her email or not.

Okay. I understand this is my job, but it’s not my career… and I’m not ‘on-call’ all the time. Give me a chance to actually read stuff. I was in the middle of MOVING, for god’s sake.

Then last night, I got an email asking if I could throw something together by this morning. I get it done, send it to them, and I don’t even get a thanks, much less a response saying they got it alright.

I feel like they don’t appreciate the fact that I drop everything I’m doing to do stuff for them sometimes.

Dad: “I’m going out to mow the lawn. If the phone rings, answer it. Ryan Beiber will be calling for me. And no, he’s not Justin Beiber’s brother…”

LOL okay dad.

I’m going to miss this summer. Everything about it. So much.

So, because of modern technology. I frequent the internet.

If i want to know the hours of a business, I will first go to their website.

90% of these websites say “open 10am until close.”

Okay.

WHEN DO YOU CLOSE THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

Your big brown eyes.
The way your body intertwines perfectly with mine… like two matching puzzle pieces.
The way we sleep together. How randomly in the middle of the night, when we roll over at the same time, you’ll kiss me.
Your strength.
The way that I can tell you need me in your life.
Your curly brown hair.
Your weirdness. And how it emphasizes mine.
The way you feel on top of me.
How I can see being with you for the rest of my life.
The way you made it easy for me. 

1. I’ve never had a brain freeze.
2. I’m dyslexic.
3. The world is 90% consisted of idiots.
4. I have a fear of needles.
5. I find it extremely hard to believe that there are good people out there anymore.
6. I’ve never experienced a nose bleed. 
7. I find some some sort of fault in everyone and everything around me. Nothing is ever good enough.
8. I hate kids.
9. I never ever want to grow up.
10. I’m an only child and I fucking hate it.
11. I try to be a people person.
12. I’m convinced that I’m in college only because society has forced me to.
13. I’m in an amazing relationship with an amazing person, yet I don’t know how. I’m an incredibly unstable person because of my past.
14. My body is falling apart.
15. Sex.
16. Cats.
17. Fucking fuck. School.
18. People need to stop being so stupid.
19. I hate working. I need a job that I don’t have to work with idiots… or deal with them… or stand all day and suffer not being able to move after a measly four-hour shift.
20. I’m sick of feeling like I’m never fucking good enough.
21. I’m sick of being forced to do crap. Like… stupid crap. Guh.
22. I cannot stand the smell of roses.
23. But I’d give anything to get flowers from my boyfriend.
24. I want to be taken out to dinner, too.
25. I’m afraid of the dark.
26. I’m afraid of failing.
27. I can’t trust anyone, or anything.
28. I kind of believe that the world is going to end in 2012.
29. I believe in life in other universes.
30. I hate the thought of losing people.
31. I refuse to eat anything that has touched a mushroom.
32. I’m sick & tired of this.
33. I never have much to say, but ask for my opinion and I’ll talk till the world ends.
34. I think heather grey is turning into my favorite color. 
35. Did I mention that people piss me off. 
36. I do not want to live in Milwaukee anymore.
37. De Pere is the city for me.
38. I want to live in a little big house on the Fox River when I get older. With a porch that wraps around the entire house. And a giant backyard that goes right out into the river and I can sit out there in a hammock all afternoon under the trees sipping a bloody mary.
40. I have a hard time doing basic math. And this saddens me, because I used to love the fuck out of math.
41. I sometimes think I went to school for the wrong thing. I think about this every day, actually.
42. I’d like to believe that by the time I’m 80, medicine+technology will kick ass and nothing will be wrong with the world.
43. I think I have OCD.
44. I rearrange things more than a normal person should.
45. I’m tired all the time. And I’m too worried about it to actually go to a doctor about it.
46. I haven’t grown or gained a pound in 10 years. That’s half my life. And no, I’m not exaggerating.
47. Being in love (again) is the scariest feeling I’ve ever experienced.
48. I love animals. Way too much. 

My mom bought a spray bottle to discipline MY cat.

Um. He’s MY cat and I don’t give a damn what he does. Cats do what they want to do. They don’t give a fuck.

And I don’t care if he walks on your counters. He’s MY cat.

I swear if this cat’s personality changes because of this like he did when my MOM got him declawed… I’m gonna flip shit.

Fucking christ.