July 2009
89 posts
I don't think I've ever replied anything other...
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When i get a missed call from an unknown number...
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Yeah OK professor, I'm NOT going to use Wikipedia.
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June 2009
97 posts
I can't wait for the day when my emails are...
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Speaking honestly here, I can't even remember what...
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The dirtier your hands, the more your nose itches.
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I have no problem with shower floors and never...
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Bibliography formats were invented for no reason...
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Is there any feeling in the world that matches...
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I hate being the one stuck with all the extra hand...
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It's so satisfying when whatever is on the tip of...
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I wonder where the expression "happy as a clam"...
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Old man's sperm count
A 70-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
“Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:
“Well,...
No paper with perforated edges ever rips out...
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WatchGod of Small Things | flylyf
I wish, I could behave myself like Michael Scott...
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I constantly capitalize the last letter before the...
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When I step on a leaf that doesn't make a crunchy...
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Cute mini van. Does it have a gas pedal?
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The absolute worst thing about falling asleep with...
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If you speak to a stranger on an elevator, what's...
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If my cell phone rings I sprint to that shit, but...
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Why do people ask you to repeat yourself when you...
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Coolest website I have ever discovered →
I wish there was a way for me honk at people when...
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Every time I get one of those buzzer thingies at a...
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Why is "Wednesday" the only day with fucked up...
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If I have to watch someone unwrap a gift and they...
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There is always that crucial two seconds when...
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How come you always write things "down" and type...
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Mom:
“Gosh I got a lot of buttons…”
“Wanna see a cool button?”
“Look at all these buttons!”
Dad: “What are you gonna do with all of those?” Mom: “I don’t know, put ‘em in a jar or something. They’re cool!”
“Oh here’s a little wood guy… ooohh look at THAT one…”
Sometimes I feel like I am deciphering the Rosetta...
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I can type fine without looking at the keyboard,...
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My favorite thing about summer will always be...
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I just did this the other day…
I hate when I'm wearing tennis shoes and the...
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Whenever they give you dressing on the side, there...
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There is no good way to tell a friend to leave...
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Everyone thinks they have the weirdest looking...
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The worst feeling in the world is right before you...
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Contestants on American Idol and So You Think You...
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Why is it that whenever I get a gift certificate...
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Nick Brandt →
Amazing animal photos.
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Yulia Brodskaya →
Amazing graphic designer and papergraphics!
Have you ever thought of the word breakfast? Think...
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The worst feeling is the moment you realize that...
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Every house has a certain smell to it.
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The worse part about a sunburn isn't the pain, but...
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I hate when the waiter at a restaurant tells you...
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Looking for a job is a full time job.
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