“Is this seriously real life? I am in the wedding business. And it ASTONISHES me when I see some of the people who are getting married. Especially the women. It’s like, you actually and for real treat people like that? And someone LOVES you? Enough to marry you? Like, forever? ‘tha fuck?! And then there’s me, over here, just like “lalala I’m clueless I’m just gonna love the Green Bay Packers forever and then not ever be in love or get married because the guys I choose like inanimate objects and intangible things a zillion times more than they like me lalala forever alooooone!”
But seriously. For fuck’s sake. If people like you can make someone commit to you forever, there is hope for me. Maybe a change in standards is all I need?”
Not sure if this is a coincidence, or if you’re really bashing the hell out of me.